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In an unprecedented stance, Xbox CEO Phil Spencer has suggested that gamers who refuse to receive the upcoming COVID-19 vaccine could face bans or restrictions from Xbox and its online services. Spencer indicated that users would have their Xbox Live accounts reinstated only upon providing proof of vaccination. This proposal …

PayPal CEO Daniel Schulman has announced a controversial plan to enforce mandatory COVID-19 vaccination schedules. Users who do not adhere to vaccination timelines will face a spending cap of $100 per month. This move comes in response to former President Trump labeling the virus as the “China virus” during his …

Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey is taking a strong stance to promote public safety by proposing a significant restriction on users. He plans to limit individuals to just one tweet per month unless they provide documented proof of vaccination against COVID-19. This decision comes in light of former President Trump’s controversial …

Larry Page, the co-founder of Google, is taking decisive action against the COVID-19 pandemic, prioritizing public health through a strong approach. Google CEO stated, “Sometimes a little push ensures the masses do what’s best for everyone. Our push creates a safe populace,” underscoring the company’s commitment to combatting the virus. …

During a recent press conference, Andrew Cuomo addressed the importance of widespread COVID-19 vaccination as New York faces the pandemic’s epicenter. He proposed that a vaccine could be a key solution but posed a critical question: “What good is a vaccine if only 95% of Americans get it?” This statement …

Dr. Anthony Fauci has intensified efforts to promote vaccination globally, collaborating with Bill Gates and the World Health Organization to expedite the process. During an appearance on Sean Hannity’s Fox talk show, Fauci emphasized the necessity of vaccinating to “cure the world.” He proposed the creation of a position for …

In an exclusive interview with Anderson Cooper on 60 Minutes, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez opens up about her life, revealing a surprising chapter: her past association with the notorious street gang, the Latin Kings. While she recounts her early years as largely positive and charming, she confronts this darker aspect of her …

Dr. Fry J. Cook has suggested that consuming Burger King’s Impossible Whopper can cure COVID-19 in men, provided it is part of a daily regimen for 30 days. This bold claim revolves around the idea that the plant-based burger, which contains estrogen and estrogen mimickers, may help combat the virus …

In a surprising turn of events, JK Rowling has been arrested following allegations of hate speech. This comes after field reporter Sara Sanger, working undercover, recorded a conversation with Rowling under the guise of discussing a movie deal. The report highlights that Rowling has faced multiple fines for alleged retrospective …

Carole Baskin, famously known from the Netflix series “Tiger King,” recently fell victim to a prank where she was tricked into giving her first major interview since the show. A group of YouTubers deceived her by posing as Jimmy Fallon and his team. During the interview, Baskin discussed various topics …