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Microsoft has announced its acquisition of Fuji TV, a significant move that has implications for the gaming industry. Notably, Fuji TV is the original creator and patent holder of the Doki Doki Panic engine used in the NES, which introduced iconic characters such as Shy Guy, Birdo, Mouser, and Wort. …

Russian troops have taken control of the Chernobyl power plant in northern Ukraine, site of the catastrophic 1986 nuclear disaster. Ukrainian officials report that soldiers are exhibiting signs of nuclear poisoning. In a shocking incident, a Russian soldier was reportedly caught biting flesh from a comrade after being stationed at …

Capcom president Kenzo Tsujimoto announced that the company is removing Zangief from the Street Fighter franchise in a symbolic gesture supporting Ukraine. This decision marks a significant stand by Capcom against Russian influence, amidst a broader trend of large corporations taking measures to assist Ukraine. Tsujimoto emphasized the company’s commitment …

In response to Russia’s overt anti-LGBT policies, which include the complete removal of LGBT topics from childhood education, Marvel and Capcom have joined forces to take a stand. The collaboration aims to highlight inclusivity and diversity in the face of oppressive social norms. One of the significant outcomes of this …

Tetris, the iconic puzzle video game created by Alexey Pajitnov in 1984, is currently facing controversy following an executive order from President Biden. During the signing of the order, Biden emphasized that the U.S. would not tolerate actions from Russia, labeling Putin a war criminal. As a result of increased …

In a playful nod to Pride Month, a community member known as viperlord69420 states that their gaming group embraces inclusivity and does not tolerate bigotry. They humorously announce that during June, the top 50 clans in their community have pledged to prioritize “shagging your dad instead of your mom” following …

Amazon’s top executive, Ramadong Dashiki, has announced a change for the upcoming second season of a popular series, revealing that the iconic White Tree of Gondor will be replaced with a black version. Dashiki describes the alteration as a minor adjustment and suggests that more changes are to come. Fans …

The highly anticipated release of the Gameboy Mini is just around the corner, and Nintendo is making significant changes to foster inclusivity. Unlike previous iterations labeled simply as “Gameboy,” the company aims to create an environment that welcomes a diverse range of gamers. Reginald Fils-Aimé, the CEO of Nintendo of …

Netflix has stirred cultural debates by casting Pete Davidson as Jesus in its upcoming dramedy, The Chill Messiah. The series reimagines a contemporary version of Jesus, who is portrayed as a relaxed figure wearing hoodies and vaping. This modern Messiah navigates suburban life, turning water into trendy White Claw drinks …

The article humorously references the idea of drafting young individuals into the military based on their skills in video games, specifically those with a Call of Duty kill/death (K/D) ratio above 0.38. It draws on a quote from the rapper Eminem’s alter ego, Slim Shady, to highlight how societal norms …