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TMZ reports that Phat Don’s, a bed and breakfast in Hollywood, has uncovered a surprising discovery: letters written from Betty White to Eazy-E found in the attic by a maid. The origins of these letters are unclear, but their content reveals a remarkable three-year relationship between the iconic actress and …

Dr. Anthony Fauci has taken steps to protect male bathhouse patrons during the COVID-19 pandemic by recommending the installation of large barriers, commonly referred to as “glory holes.” Collaborating with public health units, including those in New York City, Fauci’s recommendation aims to reduce the risk of virus transmission in …

Amazon and Facebook are taking a strong stance against individuals involved in trolling, particularly in the wake of a viral image featuring U.S. President Joe Biden with children wearing Trump merchandise. Facebook has begun banning not just these trolls, but also their family members, while Amazon has implemented a policy …

A group of sadistic aliens resembling clowns has arrived in New York City in a circus-tent spaceship, aiming to promote literacy among children through a new initiative called “Killer Clown Story Time.” Despite their menacing appearance, the clowns plan to engage young readers at local libraries. One of the aliens, …

Chris Pratt, known for his roles in “Guardians of the Galaxy” and “Jurassic World,” is set to voice Mario in Nintendo’s upcoming animated Super Mario movie, scheduled for release during the holiday season of 2022. However, this casting choice has sparked controversy and unrest, particularly in Italy. Footage from body …

Following intense backlash over distressing images involving Border Patrol agents on horseback confronting Haitian migrants, the Biden administration has paused the use of mounted agents at the border. White House press secretary Jen Psaki confirmed this shift, stating that President Joe Biden found the photos “horrible.” The decision reflects broader …

In a provocative move, Mark Zuckerberg expressed his outrage over perceived bigotry and racism by removing adult film star Stormy Daniels from his platform. The action stems from criticism regarding her films’ lack of diversity in casting and hiring practices. As a result, she becomes the 23rd actress to face …

BLM spokesperson Wanda Ford expressed her deep frustration and sorrow regarding the ongoing issue of police violence against the Black community. She conveyed her feelings of anger, anguish, and heartbreak, highlighting her exhaustion with the needless killings. Ford emphasized that many police officers still view Black men as threats, leading …

The Satanic Temple has named Anthony Fauci as its “Fiend of the Year,” recognizing him for his impactful role during the COVID-19 pandemic. Fauci has been described as effectively using his influence to cause significant distress and provoke various emotions among millions. This recognition is accompanied by a tongue-in-cheek acknowledgment …

A Wisconsin man named Michael Hansen has settled a lawsuit with Nintendo of America by agreeing to pay nearly $1,200. The lawsuit stemmed from Hansen selling his Super Nintendo collection, which included a Super Nintendo entertainment system and various games, during a yard sale. Nintendo claimed that his actions “devalued …