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Humorous, witty, and satirical takes on politics, culture, and society.

Fortnite Encourages Kids to Create Drag Video Profiles for Pride Month in Exchange for 200K vBucks

In response to increasing demands from the LGBTQ community to support and promote their agenda, Epic Games has initiated a unique campaign for Fortnite. The company is offering players 200,000 in-game currency, known as “Vbucks,” for creating and sharing YouTube videos of themselves dressed in drag, including the use of …

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BLM: Biden Administration Considering Darker Paint for White House as a Symbol of Healing

In a conversation with the Black Lives Matter (BLM) organization, Juanita Jenkins, a co-founder from Brooklyn, discussed the potential color change of the White House. She indicated that the Biden administration is considering painting it darker as a symbolic gesture for healing. Jenkins emphasized the ongoing violence and systemic issues, …

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AOC: Protesters Are Unfamiliar with Self-Checkout; Labels It “Not Criminal”

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez delivered a speech today from the new border wall near the Capitol, highlighting the persistent issues of systemic racism. During her address, she emphasized the importance of education, particularly in the context of how to properly use self-checkout machines in retail. Ocasio-Cortez pointed out that many protestors appear …

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Fauci advises students to use electrically powered beanies.

Dr. Anthony Fauci, the White House chief medical advisor, expressed concerns about the Covid delta variant, emphasizing that it presents a different and more challenging situation than the original virus. He highlighted the variant’s increased transmissibility, urging the need for heightened response measures. In light of this evolving threat, Fauci …

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Biden and Kamala Deploy Troops to Libya to Rescue Enslaved Black Individuals

The Biden administration has taken a significant stance against modern slavery, particularly in Libya, where reports have emerged of Black Africans being sold into slavery. The administration’s response, led by President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris, includes sending troops to Libya to combat this grave issue. Biden expressed …

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Nintendo Wins $2.3 Million Lawsuit Against Family for Imitation Halloween Costumes

Nintendo has won a significant legal battle against a family who created and sold unauthorized Halloween costumes based on its popular characters. Initially, the family received a cease and desist order from Nintendo for their infringing costumes, but they continued to market and sell them. The situation escalated when a …

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BLM: “Amazon should consider casting Lil’ Wayne as Smeagol, or face consequences”

The Black Lives Matter (BLM) movement has staged a week-long protest outside Amazon’s headquarters, demanding a change in the casting of the upcoming “Lord of the Rings” series. They are insisting that rapper Lil’ Wayne be cast as the character Smeagol, highlighting the need for greater representation in media. BLM …

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Fauci: “Rectal Suppositories from Pfizer Could Help Curb Covid Spread – It’s Our Responsibility to Act.”

Dr. Anthony Fauci has made a surprising claim regarding the use of medical rectal suppository plugs as a means to help prevent the spread of Covid-19. He emphasizes the importance of individual responsibility in combating the virus. A pertinent question that has arisen is whether it is possible to contract …

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